Saturday, March 2, 2013

Weekend Humor: Sony Intern Develops a Sensor Capable of Capturing a Googolplex Pixels


This is a brief excerpt from thePhoBlographer




Weekend Humor isn’t meant to be taken seriously. So don’t. We’re serious.

Bob Willard was an intern at Sony Corporation of America before he was fired for being a “cheeky son of a b****”. Willard was tinkering with an RX1 when he asked no one in particular, “How can I make the best camera that no one will buy?” Seemingly dejected when no one replied, he slumped back in his chair. After a minute, he placed his hands on his keyboard and screwed around with the coding for the RX1′s sensor. Several lines of code later, the RX1′s sensor’s capacity exploded to a mind-numbing googolplex, that is 10 raised to the power of a googol. Sony America’s CEO Port Manteau said of Willard, “That cheeky son of a b****. Get him the f*** out of here.”


Willard had also been granted access Adobe Photoshop CS7, a program so complicated that IBM’s Watson said, “Screw you guys. I’m going home.” Riddled with buttons, sliders, and dials that no one will ever use ever, CS7 proved to be a sandbox for Willard. Given that the RX1 packs a Mike Tyson-sized punch in Bradley Cooper’ …



By: Julius Motal


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