Friday, April 26, 2013

Weekend Humor: Dear Beyoncé, Thank You For Banning Us


This is a brief excerpt from thePhoBlographer




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Weekend Humor isn’t meant to be taken seriously. So don’t, ya rube.

In a surprising, but not unwelcome decision, Beyoncé banned all professional photographers from future concerts in an attempt to prevent terrifically unflattering images from leaking into the public sphere. Lost in a deluge of remixes, the original image looked something like her attempt to go Super Saiyan, or something like it. She’s muscular. She’s fit. We get it. The ban elicited a massive shrug from the photography world. Many even thanked her as she seemed to uphold Kennedy’s dictum: Ask not what your photographer can do for you, but what you can do for your photographer.


In a few Twitter exchanges, concert photographer Jackson Bellamy expressed relief when he found out he wouldn’t have to cover Beyoncé’s next gig in Anaheim. “I don’t have to listen to her music ever again. The photography gods are good.” he wrote. Bellamy was preparing his kit for the Anaheim show when the call came in. Upon hearing that he and the rest of his ilk were now banned forever and always, Bellamy ran out onto the street and screamed “ …



By: Julius Motal


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